You were first alerted to my youngest daughter Emma Jo’s unique school-yard adventures with the worthy reading of: intrigue at the Summit.

And now, this just in, from a decidedly breathless, and no less impressed, Emma Jo and her new school – Birmingham Falls Elementary:

There is a tremendous amount of excitement, apparently, being generated by the hall stomping news that little Miss Lauren Newman has earrings in the form of strawberries.

However, what sets this emerging fashion trend apart from your run-of-the-mill accessory is that they dangle so low that they can also be stuck in her ears“just like Daddy’s iPod ear plugs”.

More later as this story continues to unfold, and other formative information, is drawn from this educational bastion of fashion and intrigue.

And, not likely related, but one never knows about these things, jennie3465poo on Build-a-bearville is “mean”.

It should also be noted that Emma Jo is taking Hip Hop dance lessons, and she is confident that she “[has] a lot of really good moves”.

Peace be to my Brothers and Sisters.

Brian Patrick Cork