So…

How many of you can actually say you have heard something about our Vice President lately?

At this point, can you quickly come up with his name?

We can be fairly certain the guy was not a gal – and, is a Democrat.

It’s not Al Gore. But, he is a Democrat.

al frankenMaybe Al Franken is our Vice President. He won something recently. That would be funny. But then, that has usually been his job… Being funny. However, he is a sort of Democrat – but, with a twist. He is affiliated with the  Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party (seriously). So, that may not really count anywhere except in Minnesota. But, maybe that’s good.

Supposedly Barack Obama (who is the President) is a Democrat (but, I suspect he is really an “Obamacrat”).

Ha! I bet that takes off!

Since I doubt he (the missing Vice President) has been in Argentina, is it even worthwhile asking where he is; what is he doing; and, should we be concerned about any of that?

By the way… Did you know that it is rumored that every Democratic nominee that expects to have a shot at the White House is supposed to have dinner at Sam Kaplan’s house in Minneapolis (that’s in Minnesota). That does not have to be funny. But, what happens if Al Franken shows up? I’ve met Sam a few times. Al would be treated fairly.

Let’s test our knowledge around this with a poll.

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UPDATE:

07-02-2009

Not to be caught flat-footed, and clearly in response to this post, The White House has announced that Vice President Joe Biden is currently in Iraq. This, then, answers at least three of the critical questions addressed in this Blog posting.

You can follow these global affecting events by reading more about this update here: apparently joe Biden is our vice president.

Peace be to my Brothers and Sisters.

Brian Patrick Cork

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